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Adventures in Packaging: Episode 4
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Continuing in our series of dumb things printed on food boxes, today I offer for your amusement, Totino's Pizza Rolls.

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Here, again, another useless serving suggestion is being suggested. What are they suggesting with this picture? That we should eat these pizza rolls while they are floating in space, while orbiting the Sun?

But, this serving suggesting is not, by far, the most interesting instructional text on the box. Notice, in the lower-left-hand corner the emphatic instructions:


What!? Keep frozen AND cook thoroughly? I can't do them both! Why does the fast food industry insist on torturing me so?


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